Snake Eyes: Why Dealing With The “One-Eyed Snake” Is Such A Crap Shoot…

Crap Shoot

5 Reasons Women Have More To Lose When It Comes To “Choosing.”

  1. They can’t just look at a guy and make the decision on whether or not to fuck him. While they can look at a relatively attractive man* and decide right on the spot that they would marry him or have all of his bastard children (you know, ’cause they’d have good hair and all), this has no bearing on whether or not they’d enjoy fucking him. Why? Because…
  2. A man’s physical attributes have nothing to do with his performance in the bedroom, living room, kitchen or wherever else the magic happens. (With the possible exception that a muscle-bound man would be able to hold them up against the wall or suspend them on his dick in midair, but all that is in vain if it only lasts 3 minutes.)
  3. Size unfortunately, doesn’t matter as much it some would have them believe. The pussy is not that deep. Only about 4 inches. So 15 inches of dick is just wasteful. There are a lot of men who are hung like horses who just end up being a pain in the… Well, you get the point. What use is all that dick if it’s not used properly? It’s like a loaded gun in the hands of someone with Tourette’s and an twitchy trigger finger… someone will get hurt.
  4. Men are guaranteed (except in extreme circumstances like poor hygiene and poorly timed interruptions – read, her husband/boyfriend/father comes home early) to get off. Which is why they can pretty much fuck anybody they deem “cute enough”** or just anybody in general. It wouldn’t matter to them if the girl just laid there. The female orgasm, however, is more elusive. Mostly because…
  5. Women are not taught to enjoy sex. Besides the usual, “Wait until your married or at least ‘in love’.” and “Use protection.”, women aren’t informed, and therefore, rarely have any expectations about sex. They want it to be good, no doubt. But if you ask them to explain what good sex is… most of them probably couldn’t tell you. Or they’ll say something generic like they want it to last all night or “he has to be packing” which is bullshit. Most women don’t know how to get themselves off. And if the only sexual experiences they’ve ever had were only mildly pleasurable, regardless of how long it lasted or how hung the guy was, then they eventually come to the conclusion that, “that’s all there is to it.” Which prevents them from recognizing that they have options and don’t have to fuck every asshole with a big dick or every chump who happens to be nice to them.
* A Google Images search for “fine black man” resulted in a picture of “pearls of black man jizz” on the last row on page 7
** “Cute enough” is a male description of a girl who’s other physical attributes, such as her ass or titties, make up for the fact that she’s not a 10 in the face. Not to be confused with the female descriptor “Not that cute” which is regarded as “hating.”
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~ by Deviant on April 11, 2008.

9 Responses to “Snake Eyes: Why Dealing With The “One-Eyed Snake” Is Such A Crap Shoot…”

  1. If you plug your blog on another site…the people will come. I like your site. You are right…women do have more to lose when choosing. Someone needs to tell them…you should do it.

    @#3…size does matter. I definitely don’t think that length is as important as width. Width and strategic placement are important.
    @#5…women are not taught to enjoy sex. If they do figure out along the way that they should enjoy it, society judges women as promiscuous and loose. Double standards run amuck.

  2. Thank you, Queen.

    Deviants have no shame. So shameless plugs have no meaning.

    I agree with you that girth is more important (awesome) than length. Nobody likes a pencil-dick.

  3. hahahahahaha!

    “Size unfortunately, doesn’t matter as much it some would have them believe. The pussy is not that deep. Only about 4 inches. So 15 inches of dick is just wasteful. There are a lot of men who are hung like horses who just end up being a pain in the… Well, you get the point. What use is all that dick if it’s not used properly? It’s like a loaded gun in the hands of someone with Tourette’s and an twitchy trigger finger… someone will get hurt. ”

    Tes.

    #5 is SO true. Width is extremely important, I do agree with queen. But I’ve had a few — one too many — extra down there’s and this is the first time in my life I’ve found myself CRAVING a shorter peg.

    As far as #2.. there are so many men that I find attractive.. but something about them shouts that they won’t be good in bed. For instance, when they kiss too hungrily, gyrate, grab the boob on the second shot. Everything about that says quick pounder. I make my quick judgements, but thats because I can’t “trial by error” as much as I’d like to. That makes me a whore, or diseased somewhere down the line.

    Thanks for the link. *Supports*!

  4. Yes*

  5. “I can’t “trial by error” as much as I’d like to. ”

    Jess – That’s the problem a man with a lot of sexual encounters is experienced and his female counterpart is questionably promiscuous*…

    *That’s just a euphemism for diseased whore.

  6. […] the deviant pointed out on her blog last week, it’s the great unknown. there’s no other human body […]

  7. You sound angry…go take a laxative.

  8. @ Inspired Lady

    Why would WE be angry?

    Aside from our attempts to educate the masses and get people to shed their ridiculous stereotypes about sex and all things related to the interaction between the sexes…

    We’re doing just fine. Have you read our first two posts? We fuck and we enjoy it immensely.

  9. DAMN RIGHT

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